Monday, March 28, 2005

A letter to my uninvited tenants

I haf this to say...BLOODY MOSQUITOES!Bloody bloodsuckers sucking my blood away arrrgh!!GarrrrHH..get lost la!!

To my *dear mosquitoes who haf come to reside in my room Uninvited/Unwelcomed

You,damn mosquitoes,haf made my sleep waking nightmares for many nights that i haf been forced to be banished from my OWN room,and into my mother's room..You,damn mosquitoes,haf been happily sucking my blood till you and your relatives grow fat n lazy,and that leads you to a death satisfied by ME..y i said that?coz i derived pleasure hearin that 2 of ur relatives died from being poisoned by one of man's greatest inventions-THE Pesticide!hohoho!..Just like how Hitler gassed the Jews back in his time,my mother and i haf tried to Gas you and your entire nest of bloodsuckers,but cleverly,you've hidden away,just so you can sneak up and prick my flesh once more Garr!!*slaps arms*damn,i'm so itchy now..i promise You,damn mosquitoes i'll be the Most satisfied Killer when i get you in between my palms and squash the lives out of you till your eyes pop out and your furry skins Explode in my palm..Garr..damn mosquitoes..Come out,come out,whereva u are,dont be a coward even though how small you can rightfully claimed yourself to be..Garr..Just U watch Out!

Regards
Your undying victim full of RBC/WBC Siti!

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