A Girl Like Me is Impossible to Find :)

Interesting Job Offers

I AM BACK!! wif a 700+ worth of RAM..of which another ram is not detectable!

Photoshop INSTALLED
Illustrator INSTALLED (albeit nt knowing hw to use it)
Office INSTALLED
Printer INSTALLED!!!

and other unknown softwares which have been pre-installed by the cyberactive technician e.g IDEUTIL..wateva dat means..and codec..even tho i dun haf a DVD reader!

So i shall Present some delectable job offers from various websites..

INTRODUCING...#1..LEARN A NEW SKILL
If you LUURRVEE Flowers..smell,breath..and maybe eat flowers..here's Da job you've been looking for...if you love to be anti-social and hates people, preferring to work wif the flora and fauna and the natural miracles of mother nature..look no further! Be a FLORIST.

Details: 4 months of trainings which will see you embarking on a SCHOLARSHIP to be THE FLORIST..

Remarks: not bad sia...u just have to learn how to swim amongst the flora in times of floods..

INTRODUCING #2...PROTECTOR against the Evils of Society
If you LURRVE defending the weak no matter how many legs they have..If you always Dream of being the Superhero of Yr own movie...(dun wori, you dun haf to tall enough like you have to be in serving the nation)...If you're always on Alert, ready to whack anyone who Pokes you from behind, AND nt 4getting, if you are a trustworthy fella, come and be a MARTIAL ARTIST..

Details: Followers of Jesus Christ, Trustworthy with a black belt to Boot, ready to Protect and Present the President (of the organization that is) during trips. By the way, you must possesses good typing skills.

Remarks: Remember, honesty is always a respectful virtue.

Ok, i want to die laughing already. Go figures.

posted by Siti Nuraishah @ 2:14 AM